The coming of 9th generation

I found this rather amusing :D

Written by Kitsuiko:

This is more or less a humorous assessment of what I've noticed all throughout the internets about fans. Please do not take it too seriously.

Fans of:
* 1st Generation: Mostly amused at new fans proclamations of end of the world and absently remember there's such a thing as Morning Musume after finishing graduate level dissertations on jpop fandom.

* 2nd Generation: Ha, mostly a joke. Don't exist.

* 3rd Generation: Are too busy defending Maki Goto's Tsunku bash to notice graduations

* 4th Generation: Complain like old people on the porch about the Morning Musume back in their day and how graduations always happen and having to go to concerts uphill in the snow both ways.

* 5th Generation: ZOMG TEH WORLD IT IS TEH ENDING! THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A MORNING MUSUME WITHOUT X MEMBER! EVAR! IT WILL EXPLOOOOODE!

* 6th Generation: Split. Eri fans should see 7th or 8th Generation; Reina and Sayu fans are simply preparing for their oncoming dominance

* 7th Generation: Are dulled to the world since Koharu's graduation and busily testing genki ratings in new idol sources.

* 8th Generation: Stillll raging against losing the Pandas and have just started copypastaing Takahashi's name into previous rants.

* 9th Generation: HOLY CRAP RIHO! HOLY CRAP KANON! HOLY CRAP ERINA! HOLY CRAP MIZUKI! Here, I saw a four second clip where a girl blinked once and this is why I think it means that she's a secret member of the Freemasons!



Kitsuiko